[but the Velvet that enters the room is... sopping wet. She looks great, apart from the melted makeup streaming down her face, but how did she get so wet?]
No! We just started shopping and all I got was a coffee!
[She stomps her foot to punctuate that coffee, whining and sniffling a little more. She doesn't understand why she's so upset. All of the reasons are beyond her, confusing her, leaving her nothing but a soggy teen having a meltdown.]
Ohho, alright, well as long as nothing got damaged.
[He gives a small sigh of relief as he continues to finish off his pudding, leaning back now that he knows there's nothing to worry about.]
How about this? You go dry off, and then we can spend the rest of the day watching trashy TV, yay~! You can forget aaaaaaall about Envoy and Calamari Joe.
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Tell me. You're lying. Right now.
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[But more importantly:]
What happened to you? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love a spontaneous swim, but that's so not the 'fit to go do that in.
[He pokes at his cheek, like she somehow wouldn't realize how awful her makeup is right now.]
You got a little something...right all over...your everything.
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On me! Me, Veneer!
[She shoves his hand away, sniffling a little. Because she's angry, not cos she's cried at all.]
Ruined my makeup, and my clothes, and all I was doing was shopping!
Is that a crime, Veneer? I wasn't even stealing! Is that a crime?!
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Did you purchase anything yet? Did he ruin any of it?!
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[She stomps her foot to punctuate that coffee, whining and sniffling a little more. She doesn't understand why she's so upset. All of the reasons are beyond her, confusing her, leaving her nothing but a soggy teen having a meltdown.]
I was even nice! I was practically an angel!
[Well for like, a little while.]
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[He gives a small sigh of relief as he continues to finish off his pudding, leaning back now that he knows there's nothing to worry about.]
How about this? You go dry off, and then we can spend the rest of the day watching trashy TV, yay~! You can forget aaaaaaall about Envoy and Calamari Joe.
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Calamari Joe?!
[An even bigger sniffle but this time it's because she's about to erupt laughing. She is absolutely overcome with laughter, breathing out;]
Calamari Joe!