youbeautifulidiot | Inbox for Heckin' Game

are u in the room

that depends, are u with your "pet"?

im not in the mood veneer im coming back early

whaaaaaaat? I just wanted to know if i had to lay out the pee pads

his stupid bf can lay out pee pads instead

omg

i WISH u heard the awful noise i made just now

he has a BOYFRIEND??? ur telling me more than one person wants that?! that's the funniest thing ive heard all day, doesnt he have a stupid lizard tail?!?!?!

wow the tail is like the least issue??? at least the tail doesnt talk

ugh and this guy had TENTACLES

i NEED to tell u everything you BETTER be ready when i open the door also i want pudding

lmao gross they deserve each other

[When she DOES get there, Veneer will be on his bed, wearing his fluffiest robe for literally no reason other than to be cozy for some hot goss, and.........eating some pudding.]

Oh nooooo, it's my last one~~

[/little bitch]

[but the Velvet that enters the room is... sopping wet. She looks great, apart from the melted makeup streaming down her face, but how did she get so wet?]

Tell me. You're lying. Right now.

Um, I don't lie when it comes to pudding?

[But more importantly:]

What happened to you? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love a spontaneous swim, but that's so not the 'fit to go do that in.

[He pokes at his cheek, like she somehow wouldn't realize how awful her makeup is right now.]

You got a little something...right all over...your everything.

That prettyboy boyfriend I told you about dropped water on me!

On me! Me, Veneer!

[She shoves his hand away, sniffling a little. Because she's angry, not cos she's cried at all.]

Ruined my makeup, and my clothes, and all I was doing was shopping!

Is that a crime, Veneer? I wasn't even stealing! Is that a crime?!

[GASP.]

Did you purchase anything yet? Did he ruin any of it?!

No! We just started shopping and all I got was a coffee!

[She stomps her foot to punctuate that coffee, whining and sniffling a little more. She doesn't understand why she's so upset. All of the reasons are beyond her, confusing her, leaving her nothing but a soggy teen having a meltdown.]

I was even nice! I was practically an angel!

[Well for like, a little while.]

Ohho, alright, well as long as nothing got damaged.

[He gives a small sigh of relief as he continues to finish off his pudding, leaning back now that he knows there's nothing to worry about.]

How about this? You go dry off, and then we can spend the rest of the day watching trashy TV, yay~! You can forget aaaaaaall about Envoy and Calamari Joe.

C-Calamari—

Calamari Joe?!

[An even bigger sniffle but this time it's because she's about to erupt laughing. She is absolutely overcome with laughter, breathing out;]

Calamari Joe!

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after the disastrous mall trip

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apparently i need to make a laughing icon